Wednesday, April 14, 2010

This Chick, That Chick, Twisted Chick, Fat Chick.

Nearly three full months of bloglessness. The only catching up has to do with some pent up opinions. I'll name this a 'vent' if you will. Ain't that typical?

In all honesty, I need (not want) for Mo'Nique to be required to wear sleeves in public. If not, I will need there to be a law enforced that prohibits her from waving or flailing. Especially near children and the elderly.

If someone mistreats me, or someone I care about, I secretly hope that someone mistreats them, or someone they care about... or that they get a painful ingrown toenail.  It's not nice. I know it.

I feel like Erykah Badu came up with the idea to get publicly naked long before she attached the song to the idea. Janet showed a titty to regain attention. Someone had to one-up that.

How long is it supposed to take to not miss MJ so much. SO much.

Mediocre men are so... mediocre. I need to wed a star. I know how. Well... I knew how. I need to touch up on my game. There aren't enough stars to go around, and too much competition.

I truly believe more women are attracted to Jill Scott than men. Something about her speaks volumes to the Estrogenians. (that should be a word)

If I could only get paid to mafia, farm and café. Whew. I'd be a thousandaire.

I know a total revamp would do me good. That's what I tell myself. The truth is, a total revamp scares every ounce of life and the bajeezers out of me. Both.

Lisa Raye irks me. Her mouth twists like a stroke patient. Her acting... that irks me too.

Speaking of which, I was sure Tameka "Tiny" Cottle had a stroke at some point. She's a sweet girl (she emailed me once). Not to mention, after you watch ATL, all you are is jealous of her. I might be, a little bit. Not of her twisty-face though. :^/

Did I ever mention how much I hated twitter? I use my phone for phonecalls, and typing from the laptop is the Anti-Fun.

When I'm bored, I look up the series finale of Nip/Tuck and cry my eyes out. Heavy whimpering and bankhead-bounce crying and all.

....Bored.

Out.



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1 comment:

Webbica82 said...

I loved this! Your Jill Scott comment was spot on too! that chick is amazing